There was something so sublimely satisfying about reading Laird Hunt’s Neverhome this year that I’ve read it, here and there, probably twice, maybe three times more since. The novel introduces us
1. It was always ice. Ice: a word like a shard of glass shived in his ribs. The dark plain he was bound to travel. His paramour, his nightmare, his lost thumb. His vice.
I have a tendency to get bored easily, both in relationships and in life. One of the things that made me feel confident about marrying Scott is that there is quite possibly no one weirder than him.
Because we'd lost our sense of value, the day came when the animals voted us out of our cities and towns and homesteads.
The barista is so pretty
my girlfriend would be
disappointed if I didn't
cheat with her.
You are a diagnostician, alert for symptoms: ridged fingernails, yellow eye-whites, swollen knuckles, broken capillaries.
Modern Conveniences 2012 - 2014
There were moments when I forgot about the dog
Whining and shivering, like a toddler in its playpen
Her instinctual nature, A visceral outward cry
I
Our town’s ordinance—passed in 1862—named the first-born son of each family Zebulon.
1.
In human beings, the wink is known to convey one of four emotions:
Sexual invitation
False sexual invitation,
Nonsexual expression of friendliness
My ex, Mark, calls me at two in the morning to tell me he’s figured out what’s causing his problems.
When I think of mumblecore, I think of Dick Tracy and pornography, low budget films, naturalistic performances, Andrew Bujalski, and pimples. We never set out to make any particular type or genre of film. We just wanted to make our film.
This is the first magic realist mumblecore psychological love story thriller shot over eight years of Claymation.
POEM ABOUT MY VIBE
my look tonight is Asking For It
a tight vibe is U Can't Have This
I only wanna be in VIP lines & get compliments
god grant me the grace to maintain my
Edith stood close by in case they needed her, but stared out the doorway at the pickup truck.
Two teenagers finish the last apple in the house and then wait for something to say.
"I'm thirsty now," one says.
The other unseals a new milk carton from the fridge.
They both
it was a sort of boring day so me, kate, and david were just drinking and watching daytime television at my mom's house
A little nervous after my 70,000th cup of coffee this lifetime
I was wary of forty-three year olds
(statistically, murderers are on average 7.5 years older than their victims)
though
It was probably 3:3o in the morning and I was wide-awake because of the acid. I was anxious to do something but nothing in particular. I was jittery, lively.
That’s / when the purple doors open into steamy / bathtub of surprise. That’s when there’s / an impossibly-deep Prince breath & then—
There is nothing romantic about being young and dark and confused. Pain is real. It's funny on Twitter but it sucks irl.
Oliver Reed isn’t wasting any time. He has work to do, and he’ll be god-damned if he’s going to let anybody get in his way. The work, of course, is drinking, and in the Christmas scene from 1975’s
men on trains
A man on the L train says to his friend, "Nothing is more attractive than a woman who admits she's wrong about something." A man on the G train says to his date, "Most
A while ago, I predicted Taylor Swift's career arc, and so far, I'm correct.
and it is always okay to be cruel in the arts, whether people like him are in on it or not, because who cares, internet (hey internet, how do I take a selfie of my fucking concern for others?)
When I was young, I wanted one of those Davy Crockett hats. Because I admire psychopaths.
Shining lights and beautiful balls,
turning night as darkness crawls.
Shucks, you know the only racism worth a damn comes from poverty. I like Franco when he’s silly.
