Fan Fiction About Bass Lines
Pete Holby
The bass line to “If I Was Your Girlfriend” curled into a smaller ball and pulled the thin blanket in tighter.
Every day after your aunt points a 9mm Smith and Wesson at your head, you think about holding one in your hands. You need to feel that weight.
There were reports of a vagrant living in a bathhouse.
I don’t know if my husband and I are on the way to church or a hangover.
The bass line to “If I Was Your Girlfriend” curled into a smaller ball and pulled the thin blanket in tighter.
We were in Hungary to see his grave, which I did not spit on, and I’m proud of myself for that.
The night we part, not knowing when we will see each other next, we go out walking beneath a swollen, but waning, moon.
Excise it. Use a cheese wire . . .
My cousin Anabella is almost 16. She’s into musical theatre. She posts pictures of froyo on her Instagram has four times more followers than me. Her favorite member of One Direction is Niall.
I'm the codebreaker from Lambchop-eating, Advanced, Crazy Spys. Or L.A.Z.Y.
My man shocked me by pulling out dirty magazines with pictures of fat black women called Black Tail. He had had the mags concealed in an oversize manila envelope.
Are the woods still there? The woods were still almost there.
The heavy moon’s already almost halved itself, the month’s almost passed. I saw
a cat huddled, early this morning, by a
The Germans call it the downfall. The French call it sleep. The Polish just give you vague directions.
It’s also the story of a horse, which is a word but also a kind of animal.
I wear glasses now, Luis,
you wouldn’t even recognize me.
All I wanted to do was tell some jokes at an open mic and look what I had to go through. I was running for my life.
Did it bother him that his only erotic recourse that evening would be to pretend masterpiece on her face? Yes.
The Noah Cicero who answered Juliet Escoria’s questions, he is already gone and to take it farther he wasn’t even there before he answered the questions. The Noah Cicero that answered the questions was only that Noah Cicero.
Katie keeps a pet duck in her Echo Park garden house. We sit on the edge of her tub and she sings, 'You are so beautiful to me,' the Joe Cocker song.
We sat many a Saturday
on the bank of The Han River,
in Seoul. Drinking makkoli,
looking at Basquiats, talking
about what it means to be Jewish,
when we danced at Susie Q's to
"Changes"
The tone deaf values most families scrambled to anesthetize irked my metabolism.
and yes, I know how everyone beats up on StevenHawking, that he doesn’t do his thinking for himself, he had one good idea and that was that