gen x girls grew too cool to touch and millennials gayed the world the rest of the way limp in their piteous attempts to save it.
her lips run right off her head
she wets the bed in stereo
Many a novel today is a screenplay with feelings.
H-E-double hockey sticks
Enemas blastin!
Nemo me impune lacessit - pueri et infirmi, qui scripsit in pupa.
Honoring AV Club's restraining order against me from this day forward
“I look forward to the time when I shall refuse to learn another thing, having accumulated errors enough.” Charles Fort
Suicide is all theory until you fall in love with a piece of shit.
