December 11, 2012 | Fiction
Three Stories
Sarah Ciston
We imagine all nightmare scenarios, where you do not text us back because you are dead, and won’t we look insensitive for imagining that you hate us.
December 10, 2012 |
One Creature's Review of the Denny's Hobbit Menu
Barry Graham
In the original 1937 edition of The Hobbit, Tolkien promises in his description, “If you care for journeys there and back, out of the comfortable Western world, over the edge of the Wild, and home
December 7, 2012 |
EXT: ABQ, DAY, TIME-LAPSING INTO NIGHT
PR Griffis
Aaron “Jesse Pinkman” Paul and Mister White (aka Heisenberg, aka Walt, aka Bryan “Malcolm’s Dad” Cranston) are making meth in a cavernous and secret meth-cave.
December 6, 2012 | Fiction
Your Gedanken Collection
Kenton K Yee
You win the Nobel Prize for the photoelectric effect but your relativity theory is what makes you famous.
Road Snacks
Heidi Diehl
The prison is a test market—a closed circuit, a place where candymakers can focus on the choices made when options are limited. Research into what people will eat when they have nowhere to go.
The Fear of Secretarial Errors
Rupprecht Mayer (Translation by Kenneth Kronenberg)
On the one hand, it was tough for Tessa to be let go by the Internet company, but it meant that she could now fulfill a long-deferred dream. She opened her mountain office on a pasture just above
Beasts of the Southern Wild (2012; on DVD now)
Max
Searching for her mother, as well as caring for the people she loves as they battle for survival, the story of Hushpuppy (Quvenzhané Wallis) - the main character in Beasts of the Southern
4 Jeff Bridges poems
Donora Hillard
You tell Jeff Bridges you fear
your dying breath will be just like
the whimper you make when trying
to remove glitter polish from your
toenails. He sets his guitar down on
the fur
Annie Hall (1977)
Max
Although Woody Allen (Alvy Singer) might be the most adorable hipster on the face of the planet and I consider his writing/acting/directing to be rather perfect, somehow Diane Keaton (Annie Hall)
A Change of Seasons
Nathan Oates
No one called it a plague at first. We weren’t the kind of people who used words like that, words heavy with the suggestion of some greater force, but the idea was there, almost from the beginning, skittering around in the back of my head, peeking out into the light.
Non-Reader Spotlight: Sean Olumstad
Jac Jemc
For this non-reader spotlight, I talked to Sean Olumstad. Sean and I met as undergrad theatre majors at Illinois Wesleyan, but Sean made the wise move to pursuing a career in nursing.
All God's Children
Tawnysha Greene
On the day we come with Daddy down the mountain, Momma wakes us up early while Daddy's still asleep, pulls out white poster boards, markers from the closet, and together, we draw babies. Heads with black eyes, bodies curled, hands in mouths, a blue cord running from their bellies to somewhere off the page.
American Thrift Store: Photo Essay
Aaron Gilbreath
Here in the US, it’s often said that the best way to experience the so-called “real” America is to visit small towns. Right along Main Street, sipping low-grade Arabica bean coffee at the counter
Three Poems
Chris Mink
Because sharks mate / by just passing for a moment / before separating forever and / because his dog died...
Husbands, Wives, Husbands, Children, and Wives
Beau Golwitzer
A tiny husband lay in a pool of blood beneath him.
XIV
Matthew Vollmer
Matthew Vollmer's newest book, Inscriptions for Headstones, is the kind of book that refreshingly resists categorization. Essays, fiction, poems. The thirty short texts, each a single sentence...
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
Max
A well-respected, dignified president living a double-life as a slayer of the undead is actually a much more appealing plotline than one would expect. In Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Lincoln
Wash Theory
Anthony Varallo
Plates, large:
Stack in bottom row. Front side should face the rinse cylinder. Do not face plates away from the rinse cylinder. Do not stack in top row. If washing by hand, make sure to wash
Brief Encounters With Famous Women, Famous Men, Fictional Men
Roxane Gay and xTx
Morgan Freeman makes me cry.
AN INTERVIEW WITH ZANE ABOUT THE BAND RUSH
Matthew Simmons
When I see them on Saturday in St. Louis, it will be the sixth time I will have seen Rush live, and I will have seen them in three different decades of my life – my 20s, 30s and 40s.
No-Bull Bourbon Reviews: Dickel No. 12 Goes to Church
Christopher Newgent
This month’s column was going to be about quitting my last job, but what’s the point. It was mostly uninteresting anyway. Everyone was happy for me and I put in my final two weeks without mess or
Flight (2012)
Max
Although Flight opens on a full-screen shot of a nipple, it quickly digresses into one of the most intense movie scenes I’ve ever watched on screen. Pilot Whip Whitaker (Denzel Washington) is
Four Poems
Matthew Gavin Frank
At a certain point, / no sex becomes a little Branch Davidian
It's a Story She Hasn't Told Him Yet Because She Knows What It Will Make Him Do
Sarah Marshall
He was her first virgin, and he waited to do it in a bed.
Symbols
Rachel Yoder
Sure, sometimes it’s better not to just come right out and say it, for instance “the unicorns” represent “the writing” and that “the unicorns” are the perfect symbol of “the writing’s magical, elusive, cunning, and enchanted nature.”