Posts by David Gladfelter
RECREATE PATROCLES
James Jacob Hatfield
The nuclear fission that generated heat should not have been survivable after one hour.
Sexual Harassment
Danielle Chelosky
I was excited at the idea of killing a man, because I thought I really deserved it.
Your Therapist Calls You Codependent
Jade McGregor
Loving Someone with Borderline Personality Disorder instructs you to maintain boundaries
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHELSEA MARTIN
Elizabeth Ellen & friends
I felt really supported and loved when Chelsea cut her bangs too.
Oxygen Bar, Vegas, 2016
Chelsea Martin, Chloe Caldwell, Elizabeth Ellen
“We should be making deals,” Chloe said.
“Healthy competition,” I said.
“I don’t have any Twitter followers,” I said
The Guy Who Was Just Like Me
Gideon Leek
That night, I spent hours scrolling reels on Instagram. I stopped to watch a monkey on skis.
Corey
Oliver Land
I must have turned bright red as I watched him spin, dance and sing.
Independence Day
Jon Doughboy
A ground spinner in the shape of Saturn which promises its rings are sexier than all the emperor’s concubines combined, than all of your wishes fulfilled. Poppers and fountains. I think my boss’s daughter groomed me. Rich kid calling in the help to get on his knees and pleasure his betters.
The Hunter
D.R. GarrettÂ
I asked him to bring me some nachos from the mini mart he worked at. We had rebound sex on my futon.
Banged Erasers
Damon Hubbs
Amazing fucking Grace,
tell them
how you’re production
and I’m consumption
and how we mess around
with gender roles
On Blowing Your Life Up
Daddio Jones
Every morning I’d wake up, walk to Target and take a hangover dump in their nice clean bathroom
No Cut Man
Paul Frediani
Now when I see someone hurting, from the loss of a lover, I never say, “You’ll get over it.”
Alcoholic Poems
Andrea Taylor
Rawdogging reality
isn’t for the faint of heart
Antoine Doinel Was Talking to Nobody
Joey DeFilippis
I couldn’t help but wonder if I was just feeling bad for myself. She was alive. We’re all so strange. It really breaks my heart sometimes. Marisol wanted a young man’s cock. I wanted to give her rose petals. Oh, how full of shit I was.
Mythic Bitch
Aarti Adv
I’d love to keep her locked away in legends, but she walks and grows among us.
Are You There, Jane? It’s Me Femcel: Buying The Boyfriend Experience
Madison Murray
The gigolos texted me back while my mom and I watched Zootopia 2