How to Get Exiled From Canada (a true story from 2011)
Scott Laudati
This was my chance! I moved to the seat in front of her and we lay across our seats and laughed together like a yin-yang necklace coming back together.
This was my chance! I moved to the seat in front of her and we lay across our seats and laughed together like a yin-yang necklace coming back together.
or because I’d seen him unwrap the extra large condom and suddenly longed, anxiously and fatuously like a girl wanting her stuffed animal, for my first boyfriend who weighed less than me
The written word, music, visual arts. These, if done well, are the unconscious sneaking past the curtain. Using language to self-implode Logic. Some real Matrix shit.
We're given breath, also the mystery of life.
If I tell you what’s in the bag, will you let me continue to play dumb?
Midway through our relationship, he had told me that whenever we had sex, he needed to think of other girls in order to stay hard. He told me everyone did it
One night Evan and I got so drunk on grape liquor that we started making out in the shower
I consider asking Richard if he’ll piss on my book but I’m still too shy.
An aggressive Doberman knocked Cindy up weeks later.
He lies there, crumpled and ragged—
a pile of unwashed laundry.
A Review of Alexandra Naughton’s Sick of Being Inside Myself
Charley and I met freshman year of college. She was the blonde one, whereas I was not. I was never the blonde one. We went to college on a big hill, warm in the summer, warm in the winter. We both
I kept swinging, and he started headbanging to the music.