swear jar
i made my mom a swear jar
and am using the money to buy filet o fish.
it costs a dollar a swear
so far i've bought one filet o fish
worms
i did a raw milk cleanse
i did a garlic enema
i shit 100 worms
i ate filet o fish
mass
went to mass
at saint john the baptist
dasha wasn’t there
the priest was from boston;
he blessed me.
went to mcdonald’s after,
got filet o fish
sad
i left my phone in the amtrak
my car has a flat tire
they cut off my benefits
filet o fish
