These things
	I attended a gala and 
	refused to speak to 
	anyone. Except to 
	gesture to my outfit:
	“I’m going for gala.”
	I can’t stop thinking about 
	the Great Smalltalk Failure of 
	2014: “This thing you did 
	reminded me of this
	other thing
	I did not
	care for, but this
	thing you did
	was wonderful.”
	A wedding is coming
	up, and it’s mine, and
	people will say things to me, 
	and I will have nothing to
	say back, except to
	gesture: “I’m going for 
	bride.” They will
	be enchanted, and
	enthralled, and
	reply: “This thing you
	did was wonderful,” and, 
	“How blessed we are
	it did not rain.”
	 
