1.
We could roleplay—
you be the boy; I’ll be
the girl. We can see
how long it takes you
to send me
a dick pic.
2.
We could catfish straight boys, pretending
we’re a Sapphic couple looking
for a third to join us.
3.
Let’s both hook up
with the same guy and then
write an exquisite corpse about it.
4.
Let’s create fake accounts and try
to seduce each other.
5.
Let’s see how long
I can convince the country boys
that I’m a cis woman, nudes included.
6.
Let’s make Mike an account
and only make him visible
to men, see what happens.
7.
Let’s change our profile pics
and get so drunk
we forgot who we are.
8.
What would happen if
we didn’t know
each other? Would we still swipe right?
9.
Let’s exchange nudes and see
if we can keep it platonic.
10.
Let’s go on a date with each other.
Surprise! I really, really like you.
