i want to be made into french fries
and for someone to complain about how i’m not french
so i can explain that the ‘french’ in ‘french fries’ refers to a cutting method
and that i’m not a potato
i want to be made into french fries
and for someone to complain about how i’m not french
so i can explain that the ‘french’ in ‘french fries’ refers to a cutting method
and that i’m not a potato
image: Aaron Burch