There’s a police helicopter in the rainbow!
I’m so happy for Greta Gerwig and all she’s done for gender!
The price is so low when you buy 100 units of Botox at a time!
A psychic told my friend Angela she has maggots in her breasts!
I don’t care breasts aren’t my thing!
So we can still be FRIENDS!
But we’re not because we betrayed each other! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I’m applying for a credit card!
I think it’s good to spread your debt onto many, many cards!
So the bureaus don’t know how much there is!
When my friend Haley got shot in Bushwick no one was surprised!
No one admitted it but the predictability was reassuring!
Even though it was a stray bullet meant for someone else!
But you know there are just some people with lives like that? (She lived! Slay!)
Not that it couldn’t happen to anyone! At any time!
Not me I’m at home!
I took an extra Wellbutrin today so until I crash I’m feeling!
What they call! Queer! Joy! It’s like jouissance without the cum!
Now I’m embracing chaos and the unknown at a WeWork!
I got invited here on Grindr!
I came in a handicap stall!
There’s a speaker playing a Red Hot Chili Peppers song!
Throwback!
Now I’m back home filled with inspiration from out in the world!
I think I’m going to translate the Red Hot Chili Peppers’ discography into Latin!
My boyfriend is like why!
Because I believe I may be the Anne Carson of Red Hot Chili Peppers.
My boyfriend says our experience of reality is different!
I say I know! I say that’s what I mean! That’s what Anne Carson MEANS!
I text my friend I’m so glad Bernie didn’t outlaw PHARMACEUTICALS!
He says I don’t think you understand! I don’t think you should have the right to vote!
I’m not even registered!!!
I gave up voting because I had a political ex!
He got mad when I voted for DeBlasio! He said NOT voting was the political thing!
My ex and his best friend a small lesbian read Frank O’Hara poems out loud to me!
I didn’t know what was happening to me! I didn’t ask for it to happen!
Now I’m reading about Frank O’Hara’s death!
Death is a threat to queer joy! Thank God his death section on Wikipedia is SHORT!
I want my funeral to be SHORT AND SWEET but my Wikipedia death section to be LONG!
Insane details! People being all TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT’S THE QUEER JOY TALKING!
MY BOYFRIEND ORDERED ME A PILL ORGANIZER ON AMAZON.COM SO THIS NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN!
He sent me a Venmo request for it! That’s ok!
