A man was arrested for creating a labyrinth in an IKEA.
Arrows pointing to arrows pointing to other arrows and
never an exit. I like rearranging rooms. Let’s move
the couch. Now the coffee table. What if these skulls
were swapped with those antlers? We could do better
in terms of lamps than this one. And I imagine being
that man laying those arrows. You have to know
the store well enough to not get lost in order to lay a path
that loses others. I like to think he was creating
something new. Something for himself that, along the way,
unfortunately created a panic. A comfortable, modern
panic.
