It was cold out.

He never did meet the kid.

He arrived in the city with an STD.

She was always looking in the mirror.

you might smell donkey and driver if the dung laced breeze blows up your nose as my body quivers with new found knowledge of time

1. Teller

as a teller i tell people things

like no

but mostly yes

and

can you wait a minute i need to ask my manager

and i smile and give dogs treats

i didn’t

"Elon Musk Is Moving to Austin" and "Good Joy"

We preened our signatures in the cheerful attic, Owen’s royal insignia and my fallen few ants.

                       words to describe love

saw a pretty plant through a store window
                                                                    picked out a different one instead
that

An immigrant from the Russian Empire invented jeans...

Brian was psyched too. Not about her requests—Tom Waits was more his groove—but about where things seemed to be headed.

In  a dream you were chewing your fingers down to the knuckle. My fingers, missing nothing, seem a kind of bloom, fluid as they slide through my mouth and the mouths of others. Sometimes I

Four teenagers named “Phil” were tired of their dads not being rich.

“It is very frustrating to have a poor dad,” said Phil. His dad was so poor that their house had turned into a

Jose Canseco was listening to a county music song on his portable cassette player. It was ninety-seven degrees on the public golf course. He took out a cigarette. The country music song inside his

This month sees publication of our newest print issue, Hobart #14. As such, and as we have done to accompany our last few print issues, we are devoting the entire month to various "bonus materials"

Craig Griffey ate snowflakes because he thought it would make him better at baseball.

When Craig Griffey was six he almost retired from baseball to pursue a career in motorcycles, but his