Posts by Dan Morey

June 30, 2020 |

Splurge

Dan Morey

Before Sasquatch’s girlfriend got into rats, she had dogs. I don’t remember how many exactly, but a lot. One dog was called Pee Dog. Whenever I fell asleep on the La-Z-Boy, he soaked my leg

July 3, 2018 |

She’s So Unusual

Dan Morey

“Get in here!” yelled Grandma. “Carrot Head is gonna sing!”

January 2, 2018 |

The Record

Dan Morey

The Record
Fear
Label: Slash
Released: May 16, 1982
Length: 14 songs, 27 minutes

 

This is about a dead guy. But it’s 1995 and the dead guy isn’t dead yet. He’s driving. A black