Morning Rituals
Todd Osborne
He started as a single Clay Aiken, the one we all knew with the smiling face and aw-shucks demeanor
He started as a single Clay Aiken, the one we all knew with the smiling face and aw-shucks demeanor
It’s clear that most of these students hate Sal, Dean, and Kerouac.
Look, you smile too much or too little, both at the wrong times, and people don’t like you.
We turned off the game and drove to the mountains, a dead dog in the backseat
And she doesn’t know a word of German, except “bier.”
One day I came across an inverted map of the Western Hemisphere. Cape Horn was in Alaska's usual position. I felt very disturbed, like air was flooding into the space above North America and
love becoming, like an apple,
this requires time, starred
blossom, then summer, the attention
of bees, grown men
bow their heads, concentrating
on the national anthem
in stadiums
After watching the TEDx Talk, I initially thought, “I wonder if everyone who watches that video will try to write a memoir.”
I want as a reader to be transformed and thrown off balance by what I read, and I try to do that for my reader as well.
I definitely gained traction in my twenty-ninth year. At twenty-nine, my skin cleared up, I sold a book. But the biggest accomplishment for me was that I stopped working retail and made my money solely from writing and teaching writing.
The rock is slow to change. The wave can be exploded by a breeze.
When I lived in Michigan, I ruined baseball. I recorded every Detroit Tigers game only to fast-forward between pitches, so I could get back to stacks of paper grading, so I could be as productive
Midway through the school year one of the kids in one of the other sixth grade classes hung himself, so we couldn’t call the game we played in the mornings ‘suicide’ after that.