She’ll be 92 this year and her memory’s shot; she called me three times this year to wish me a happy birthday and didn’t even get the month right. She hasn’t forgotten her car, though.
They liked to brag. Who had the highest dose of anti-psychotic medication? Who had gone the furthest off the rails during a manic episode? And they loved to boast about their suicide attempts. Whose was the most gruesome?
a new matchbook
When Tony died, I stopped recycling. The kind of power play that was both meaningful and meaningless.
Steven Hall lounges on the stoop...
The old man kicked us out after the fight.
I don’t write “I have the libido of a sloth” in my online dating profile. I don’t use my real surname now either.
I left the kitchen door unlocked by mistake, and I suppose that’s how the raccoon came in.
that big news billionaire / wants to ride his dick-shaped spaceship...
"Casual Tease" and "Aria"
The Class of 1953 Tachikawa Air Base Bride School girls were fertile, well-fed and rested.
The only reason I’ve seen Space Jam: A New Legacy so much recently is because I wanted to avoid talking to my wife.
A ferry will capsize with 476 people on board.
Life is viciously short.
"Me, all scatter-shotted words I tried out in the air ..."
i wanna drift like they do...
Spring was months away; I could pretend peril didn’t exist.
“And then after I came out to my wife, she stumbled across People Can Change,” said the man from Fresno.
I didn’t want the water badly enough to die for it.
Do you hear it there?
The moment the cowboy bursts into the saloon, doors swinging wide, conversations splitting into silence, it’s already over.
a new villanelle
Don’t they let you? Don’t they ever let you lay down your head?
n the car, on the way to the hospital, I put my head in my lap and my hands over my ears, willing the city to disappear.
i always loved to keep a summerboy around...
But the shortstop is still bothered.
"Hot Girl Manifesto" and "Blockbuster"
So obviously I couldn’t do it. She would have known it was real.