Posts by Tyler Barton and Erin Dorney

December 25, 2020 | Fiction

Meet 2020’s Most Nonessential Santas

This is the Santa crushing it on Etsy.

This is the Santa denied unemployment.

This is the Santa whose Zoom background brought his therapist to tears.

This Santa doesn’t give a shit—he’s a

January 30, 2015 | Poetry

I Have

I have a
wet mouth
in this pink
apartment.

I still have that.

Boy—
you think we’re in love?

Don’t you
roughhouse
with me.

You’re trying.
But at this