I was birthed alongside a digested McMuffin evacuated from a parallel pipe—my mother’s last pre-labor meal. She opted for a natural birth, taking only an aspirin, never uttering a complaint.
When I told you I wanted to file a police report for our missing love, you turned to me with your best impression of a blank page.
I feel blessed. I thank God with a capital G for my success.
Lying next to her, I wrote the last chapter of the Bible and surrounded our bed with Doritos.
First of all I want to thank you for accepting my friend request. Out of all our graduating class of 1992, you were the only one to do so.
New Miserable Experience
Gin Blossoms
Label: A&M
Released: August 4th, 1992
Length: 45:02
When I think about being a kid, it feels like thumbing through a wet notebook. Not a
I was a mess at every sunrise. The door winked at me, the comb was losing teeth.
The term “unreliable narrator” was first coined in 1961 by the critic Wayne C. Booth, and since then it has become one of fiction’s most recognizable elements. While initially viewed as something
Let’s create fake accounts and try to seduce each other.
It’s not the enormity of the half-eaten doughnut.
He's lying in bed thinking about his imaginary lover. He's not touching himself, he doesn't think about him when he does, only maybe in the very final moments.
You gather one brush, one can of paint, one room, and one hand tethered to attention.
I used to think my father was a baseball card.
I knocked your socks off and away they went into another neighborhood, city, state, country, world, and dimension.
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How many movies have you seen in theater so far this year?
0
1-5
6-10
11 or more
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With whom
I think everyone has heard this a lot but it’s still true — read with curiosity and hunger — reading is as important as writing, more important, probably, when you’re first starting to write.
