Posts by Sylvia Math

April 13, 2026 | Nonfiction

Five Bucks

Sylvia Math

Rude Guy tortured me. I would go over to his house in ridiculously slutty outfits, and he would only open his door a crack, and give me a poetry quiz. Then he would let me in, but still not fuck me!

June 27, 2024 | Nonfiction

Femme Fatality

Sylvia Math

I punched him on the cheekbone, with a closed fist.  He sat up, shocked.

February 4, 2024 | fucked up modern love essays

Glitter and Glue

Sylvia Math

You can tell everything about what a man will be like in bed by how he writes.  He had rhythm.