Posts by Katie Haley

May 24, 2026 | fucked up modern love essays

The Sitarist

Katie Haley

Sitting in his gold Toyota listening to old metal. He turned down The Accused to tell me about his diagnosis.

January 2, 2026 | Nonfiction

I Shouldn’t Give Blowjobs Anymore

Katie Haley

This has been a bad date that ended with a bad blowjob.

November 18, 2025 | Nonfiction

r/AskMen

Katie Haley

All I have every week is nothing but free time but I won’t tell the twenty-one-year-old that.

July 18, 2025 | Fiction

Dust

Katie Haley

Three hits and down I went. Into the floor. Puddled and leaking through the downstairs neighbor’s ceiling.

January 19, 2025 | fucked up modern love essays

Acting French

Katie Haley

I started talking like a retired showgirl in a ruined by cigarettes raspy voice and asking my mom things like ‘what good is Tom without some of Dick and Harry on the side?’