Posts by Greg Gerke

December 18, 2024 | Fiction

DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY

Greg Gerke

Can I sue ABC and Universal Televison for making the Hulk’s transformation overly sexual? I ask a lawyer on Main Street, but he requests that I leave, he has to get a lice treatment.

October 9, 2024 | Fiction

REPLY TO ALL

Greg Gerke

I didn’t say anything about your job or your Mark Twain or anything. There’s nothing wrong with working in a factory, there’s nothing wrong with bowling, there’s nothing wrong with having a Star Wars room…

March 1, 2023 | Fiction

IN RELATIONSHIP

Greg Gerke

That’s why we are “in relationship,” to deliberately alienate each other’s unhappiness—to build an incredible shrine to unhappiness that would be seen for miles in a flatland, if such a shrine could be visible.