Posts by Alexander Hackett

January 14, 2026 | Fiction

A Brief History Of My Failures With Women (an excerpt)

Alexander Hackett

The universe seemed filled with women, aside from my brother and I it was all women and they did everything and chatted amiably amongst themselves,

January 15, 2025 | Fiction

Spooky Action at a Distance

Alexander Hackett

 

You're glowing, she said. And why would I be glowing? It can't be the gutrot wine, or last week's fast food lunches. It can't be my Quasimodo limp, I smashed my toe on a fire hydrant trying to

July 24, 2024 | Nonfiction

Minor's Libido

Alexander Hackett

In 1902, he finally cut off his own penis with a small knife that he'd managed to smuggle into his cell.