The universe seemed filled with women, aside from my brother and I it was all women and they did everything and chatted amiably amongst themselves,
I couldn’t help feeling they abandoned me in our womanhood when it wasn’t their stop.
The cow udder, Freud wrote, was in its form a penis and in its nature a breast, and therefore the intermediary between penis and breast. The blowjob was therefore the image of innocence.
I arrived to England in a puddle of mortal pain caused by a breakup.
We had enough coke on us to keep the entire party going until sunrise, and when the late arrivals started trickling in, we got practical.
The distractingly beautiful former beauty editor asks me whether I've read Yoga by Emmanuel Carrere, which I have. "Why are you only asking her? Is this a gender thing?" Our teacher feigns offense.
You can measure out your life with coffee spoons and you can measure it by the way someone starts an email.
Book: Alice, or The Wild Girl
This has been a bad date that ended with a bad blowjob.
Cincinnati radicalized me.
In the meantime I will leave the box of mac and cheese I bought to keep in my pantry, just in case I need to feed you, collect dust.
I was searching for inner peace. V stopped replying to my calls and texts.
It intensified until one of them crashed into me and spilled my beer.
You were never going to let me, a Hindu atheist, walk down an aisle, in front of your parents to “Everybody Wants to Rule the World.” (ok, my fantasy).
Obviously this is not everyone’s experience during a marathon
DIY Girl turns shit into sugar, men into murderers. DIY Girl is a melted qt-colored crayon
“Give me his number,” my aunt said, pulling on her weightlifting gloves.
Art is, to me, a balance between what you say and what you don’t. What you let a stranger’s imagination fill in.
While decorating for Christmas, my nieces stopped mid–garland untangling to perform their new choreography to the ten-minute “All Too Well.” No one asked for it. They were just doing it. Full-body
There are two breeds of love in the world / but I forget what they are.
standing around in my underwear
in the kitchen Christmas Eve
1:25like, I think they tolerate my family, or like they like us, because we're always at the deli
Last week I arrived in Montreal with no particular address in mind.
It was August 26th and my lease started September 1st. A more intelligent being would point out that there may be a problem with
