The Hit King
Michael Nye
Junior is not getting out of his car.
It’s January in Ohio, and he has just driven all night from Florida. This car—a 1991 Nissan 300ZX—is a beautiful ride, a rich deep cherry color, the colors
Junior is not getting out of his car.
It’s January in Ohio, and he has just driven all night from Florida. This car—a 1991 Nissan 300ZX—is a beautiful ride, a rich deep cherry color, the colors
Nobody could be quite certain where it started, but Mr. Met was the first anyone noticed.
You could tell Heather was a catcher by looking at her thighs, but she brought an infielder's mitt to the game that day.
The birds lift their blue feet in a slow and deliberate seduction.
Gravity bends light. Gravitational attraction between masses results in a warping of space and time.
The nails on my pinky toes are just nubbins, really — sort of shapeless blobs of keratin that grow in a little pit at the end of each toe.
The boy is sprawled across the woman’s bed . . .
There were reports of a vagrant living in a bathhouse.
I don’t know if my husband and I are on the way to church or a hangover.
The bass line to “If I Was Your Girlfriend” curled into a smaller ball and pulled the thin blanket in tighter.
Excise it. Use a cheese wire . . .
My man shocked me by pulling out dirty magazines with pictures of fat black women called Black Tail. He had had the mags concealed in an oversize manila envelope.
The Germans call it the downfall. The French call it sleep. The Polish just give you vague directions.
It’s also the story of a horse, which is a word but also a kind of animal.
All I wanted to do was tell some jokes at an open mic and look what I had to go through. I was running for my life.
Did it bother him that his only erotic recourse that evening would be to pretend masterpiece on her face? Yes.
Katie keeps a pet duck in her Echo Park garden house. We sit on the edge of her tub and she sings, 'You are so beautiful to me,' the Joe Cocker song.
and yes, I know how everyone beats up on StevenHawking, that he doesn’t do his thinking for himself, he had one good idea and that was that
Is this new relationship self-sabotage in disguise, or is it the cure?
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